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"Weird Al" Yankovic

I have finally found the national anthem of Tumblr.

wheresthe-angel:

Imagine if in The Avengers 2, at one point Steve is surrounded by enemies, and so are all the other avengers and it’s clear to Steve that he’s not gonna be walking away from this.

All of a sudden, they all start falling around him faster than any of them can realize what’s going on.

Steve looks up at a nearby building and just sees

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indieannajones:

Seriously, what the police are doing is not “bad”, it’s illegal.

There is a reason why people are raging mad at this situation, and it’s because it’s a blatant violation of basic human rights.

If you don’t understand that, then you are part of the problem.

maerincerise:

date someone who you’re comfortable eating a burrito in front of

(Source: sadmomhair)

owlalwaysbereading:

100% Groot-free paper

owlalwaysbereading:

100% Groot-free paper

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cartoonpolitics:

"There’s a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state. The other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." .. (Commander Adama, Battlestar Galactica)

cartoonpolitics:

"There’s a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state. The other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." .. (Commander Adama, Battlestar Galactica)

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nebulathespacepirate:

zachrse:

Rare footage of Professor Xavier smacking Star-lord in the face with a keyboard.

 #FUCK YOU #AND GO TELL THAT BLOODY RACCOON TO GIVE ME BACK MY WHEELCHAIR #AND STOP STEALING ERIK’S HELMET #I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE AN UGLY PIECE OF SHIT BUT HE’S DESTROYING OUR MANSION (via)

nebulathespacepirate:

zachrse:

Rare footage of Professor Xavier smacking Star-lord in the face with a keyboard.

 #FUCK YOU #AND GO TELL THAT BLOODY RACCOON TO GIVE ME BACK MY WHEELCHAIR #AND STOP STEALING ERIK’S HELMET #I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE AN UGLY PIECE OF SHIT BUT HE’S DESTROYING OUR MANSION (via)

joshpeck:

vibruhtor:

i’ve never seen hocus pocus

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tfids:

i want to take baths with you and hold your dumb hand and rent movies and watch those movies in your bed in our underwear at like 3 in the morning and i want to kiss your stupid face and cook you food and maybe fuck 7 times a night idnno.

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illbeoutback:

If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.

But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.

radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

jakewyattriot:

I apologize as this comes off as disrespectful to Michael Brown or Trayvon Martin. Or their families. Or YOU, the reader. I’m not about that. That’s not why I drew this.

I am just really freaked out that 40% of Americans (and 47% of White Americans) do not think that the killings and violence in Ferguson ‘raise any racial issues.’ Fellow White Persons, this is our chance to learn. This is our chance to change.

When Trayvon Martin was murdered because Full Grown Men in America are frightened to violence by the presence black children, the dialogue turned very quickly into a conversation about gun control.

And gun control is an issue that deserves our attention.

But it won’t change the massive poverty in Black America. The arrest rate. The education statistics. The institutional, systemic, casual, or passive racism that plagues our country.

And it wouldn’t have saved Michael Brown.

Anyway. I’m sorry if this comes off as disrespectful or insincere or preachy. I’m sorry if my execution (or personality) gets in the way of what I’m trying to say. I am an imperfect artist, an imperfect person, and I am, undoubtedly, blinded to a million things by my own glaring whiteness. So this might be… Lord, this might be awful. I’m so sorry if it’s awful. Really.

But. I just keep thinking… Look, my wife is pregnant with our first child. A boy. We’re nervous, we’re excited, we’re SO ANXIOUS because what the hell do you do with babies? WE don’t know. But if we were a black family… in this country… we would be so terrified. Because we live in a nation that murders the children of black parents, puts it on the news WITH RIOTS AND TEAR GAS as decoration, and still half of us don’t even see it as a problem. Can you imagine that? Can you imagine bringing a child into that reality, to face the odds we lay out for black kids?

That would break me. I’ve never known anything like that. No one should ever know anything like that.

So let’s talk to our friends about race. Lets talk to our families. And when actual victims of racism try to tell us what’s going on in, say, a peaceful community protest as they are being gassed and shot at by cops WE SHOULD LISTEN TO AND BELIEVE THEM. Let’s talk to each other about this until we are all on the same page.

And then let’s turn the damn page.

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

muppetmolly:

*violently hums This Is Halloween*

papermulberry:

captainamerica-in-the-impala:

He and Legolas never had a single conversation, the only words ever spoken between them were, “and my bow”.

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